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Hosea Matthews

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021


Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 20, 2019


Matthew Chavez

A YouTube channel with 200,000 subscribers and live streams Lil Peep and a lot of chill music 24/7/
Great channel to play music for kick backs.

Play that Lil Peep 24/7 Radio from Matthew Chavez

by Peep4Ever June 22, 2020


Matthew James

(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)

Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.

by Greggle September 8, 2017


matthew thiessen

probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!

wow, matthew thiessen is so amazing!!

by e.l.loves March 8, 2009

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Matthew

weird one

who’s that?

run it’s matthew

by rudegorl May 11, 2018

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Matthew

Ok so first off. This definition is about a particular Matthew in my life. He is one of the most amazing, handsome, perfect people in my life. He is always cheering me up no matter how sad or mad I am. I can not ever get mad at him for any reason. He’s always there to talk to if and when I need him. No matter what im always gonna need him in my life. I don’t know what I’d do without him. I love you Matthew to the moon and back.

You will always be my adorable, tall valentine!

“Matthew is so happy and fun.”

Love you!!

-Mattie

by Ihatescience February 11, 2021

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