When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
Persons who identify themselves as watermelons on social media. It is common on Twitter whereby users to add watermelon emoji on their bio or names.
It is a trans thing.
ABCD identifies as a trans melon
I am a trans melon
A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.
Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.
Tommy is acting rather melonous today.
Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
The act of putting a watermelon rind on top of a person's head that is of african decent.