guard mentality

the mental state in which one feels they should have grown men stripped naked with only hoods on their head and pretend to machine gun their genitals.

Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.

My God, did she just put that prisoner's ass on the other dude's head? Is she pointing at his junk while taking a picture?

Yes. She has a guard mentality.

Oh, okay.

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mental wedgie

Ya know when someone sneaks up behind a person and give them a wedgie? Sarcasm can be just like that, but called a mental wedgie!

Oh is that really the way you want the world to see you?

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Mental Whore

A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in a way get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...

"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"

"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."

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Mentally Gay

Some one who has massivly gay thoughts.

Every one who doesnt take me cerial, call me mentally gay because all day long i daydream about Dicks, cocks, and ankle spankers. As well as Testicles PS: IM A GUY

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mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise / thinkings / writings / etc., through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

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Mental illness

Mèntal illnesses is a disease usually common within people who are named joud , it’s really serious and causes them to to act in such a toxic way. Unfortunately as of now there’s no cure for it

Yo look isn’t it that joud the I think she has mental illness

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mentally deranged

Insane or retarded

Jenny's so mentally deranged, she wore a bathing suit when she went skiing last weekend.

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