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a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.
I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet
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Synonym for adjustable wrench.
"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."
"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."
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Swimming at the beach or pool fully clothed. Often jeans and a shirt or shorts and a sweatshirt. Common on public beaches in Southern California, more often among females.
I forgot my swimsuit, but the water was so nice, I decided to use a mexican wetsuit.
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To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.
Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.
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Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.
Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!
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When three or more people are in a hot tub and start farting.The water will sperate the methane gas and make farts smell worse when the bubbles pop at the surface.
Paco and his buddies started a mexican hottub,at the bbq yesterday.
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a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns
The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.
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