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Reverse midget spinner
Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning
"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "
"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "
midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!
do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?
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A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.
that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.
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National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up
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By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:
Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places
The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.
My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::
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A little car that could do well at a circus as a clown car. Good Job Mini!
Q:How the fuck can you fit 10 clowns in a Mini?
A: Easy, you don't, can't, and never will.
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The little kid that has a squeeky voice and gets everyone else irritated. And just remember this fact: Mics make your voice deeper, I'd hate to hear that kid in person. Also known as the ones who whine when it comes to loosing at a game. Not only that, but when they can't end a fight they began, they start using the "N" word! As they grow up, they will have a f'ed up life, tweeking out when someones says "GRENADE!" or "CAMPER!". Oh and one more thing, their parents fail. I mean, what kind of parent lets a 9 year old play this sort of stuff?! I mean, can you imagine seeing these sort of kids in school? THEY MUST BE BANNED, THE MUTE BUTTON ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
Me: ROFL I spy noob sniper (throws semtex at Xbox Live Midget)
Xbox Live Midget:(irritating squeeky voice the kills your ears) Wow u sad nig*** u suck wow suck my (not even 1cm) dick.
Me: (hits the mute button) -t bags-
Xbox Live Midget: (keeps repeating the "N" word though i'm not black and yells out random things)
Xbox Live Midget in school: (constantly thinking of the words hayabusa and snipers)
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