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A homosexual slang for a boring penis.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.
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A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs
That guy is like Mike Bobaguard, what a guy!
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The brother of Hugh Janus
"Mike Roch?? I'm looking for Mike Roch."
"Is Mike Roch here?"
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Mike's Diner was a 24 hour diner in Manassas, VA. It was closed on December 14, 2004 but it's memory will live on in the hearts of the regulars.
Viva Mike's!
Mike's Diner was the best.
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n.
Used to follow up a joke in order to accentuate it.
Derrived from the use of the term by comedian Mike Birbiglia, who was playing on Busta Rhymes' similar use of his own name after his rhymes.
"I like drinking coffee in the morning, but if I reach a point in my life when the best part of waking up is the Folgers in my cup, I don't know if I wanna wake up. Mike Birbiglia!"
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Relating to someone who runs his section of team-building sessions in an authoritarian manner.
Minus-Mike, /n/ A man who, drunk with power, deducts points from teams for trivialities such as talking, not talking, trying to solve the problem by any means, or breathing. /v/ Minus-Mike - to deduct points in the manner of Minus-Mike. Past tense: Minus-Miked.
"Our team were doing really well until we tried to defuse the bomb and got Minus-Miked!"
"C'mon, don't be a Minus-Mike, give us some points for effort!"
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Pirate Mike is A Douche Bag.
He likes to Dress Up As a Pirate and Tell Women he knows Kung Fu, so He Can TRY TO Impress Them and Get Laid.
Pirate Mike has a boat in Dana Point Harbor and Belongs to the Yacht Club and Fucks Guys in the Ass on the Side.
"Watch out for Pirate Mike, HE WILL TRY TO IMPRESS AND FUCK YOU."
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