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Getting oral pleasure(head) while driving down the road.
You want me to give you a mobile mouth hug while you drive me home?
The act being seen by others while shopping in a store and talking to the requestor of the item(s) being purchased on your mobile phone to verify the products meet their specifications or to find an alternative item that will.
"Mobile Proxy Shopping was getting me frustrated by having to read the labels of the cereal boxes over the cell phone to my wife just to make sure that I purchased EXACTLY what she wanted, or find something else to meet her needs"
A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.
‘Wouldn’t want anyone to know I got with the village mobility scooter!’
A normal tailgating party thing but better and with less safety features. There are no seatbelts or anything else that would prohibit you from falling off allowed
Ted Bundy once went to a mobile tailgating party with some basic bitches he killed and got so drunk he tried to stand up but accidentally stepped on his dates vagina causing her to profusely bleed and need 24 stitches.
A ritual in which a German-speaker take a Weiner sausage, attaches wheels on it and rides it, the Weiner-mobile, from Frankfurt to Bavaria while drinking beer.
Hey bro, my man Walter just performed a Weiner-mobile Ritual. I know right, he's so cool!
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A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship
Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.
Haha vroom vroom
Something that Mrspolykit created in jackbox
Superstinoworld: *Laughs* what even is a gay cat mobile?!