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No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state
Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana
she's the most beautiful being on this earth. she is intelligent, caring, pretty, a good listener, loving, a good friend, and much more. she'll be there for you whenever you need her to be there. whenever you ask her for help, she would never hesitate to help you. many would say that she's wifey material. she's perfect.
person one: "montana is perfect for you. she's literally wifey material."
person two: "yeah i know. i love her so much"
person one: " i need someone like her."
Fucking mountains, bears, and occaisionally a town. Overall a very nice place to be
“Man i want to go to montana”
“Good idea that place rocks”
Montana -
A southern, but bitterly cold province of Canada. Winter starts in October and ends in June. The scorching summer lasts for the remaining months of the year where toxic smoke from burning forests fill the air. Before the Cold War, Montana was once a US state known by the same name. When the Cold War started, Montana seceded from the United States and looked for another country to take them in. The Soviets secretly claimed the territory and planted thousands of nukes in the frozen earth. That’s right folks, it wasn’t Cuba you should’ve worried about, it was MONTANA. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Montana was a region of France until 2003, when the French presiden had a standoff with the Saskatchewan governor and Canadian Prime Minister over sovereignty of of the territory. After four days of just the three of them locked in a small office room in Helen, the French president agreed to cease control of the territory and effectively turned over power to the Saskatchewanese. Montana gained provincial status in 2005 after just two years of being officially part of Canada. Because of the Russian control, Russian is spoken throughout the terriotory along with English. The capital of Helena has a sole official language of French, and ferociously dictates the rest of their people. They have since changed the official spelling of the state to Montagne, although it is only recognized in French-Speaking communities.
What is Montana?
Is Montana real?
a white boy with a perm, says the n word. denies having a perm. looks emo irl and misses ash hounds
montana is so scary gurl.... omg his crew sucks
Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.
My fucking god, you’re starting to remind me of being in a group task with Montana!
(Insult)