More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

Walk of Even More Shame

Walking home wearing the same clothes from the night before after getting hammered, going home with someone and then failing to hook up due to a drunken inability to perform. Possible causes include passing out while hooking up, inability to maintain an erection or getting sick all over your partner.

Dude, did you hook up with Liz last night?

No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.

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cry more plz noob

when you pwn somebody and they start to complain. this is your phrase to say back to them.

ME : pwned in the face Nick. God of getting pwned.
HIM : i lagged you fucker.
ME : cry more plz noob. cry more. ez pk noob. cry more

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i love you more

When you love someone wayyyy more than
that person loves you.

Jessica loves vaughn more.

jessica: "i love you more"
vaughn: "no i love you more"
jessica: "no way thats impossible
everyone knows i love you more"

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more clever than you

When someone insistently submits words to Urban Dictionary and they are never published, but yours constantly are.

Nelsford: "I submitted bracias to Urban Dictionary today but they denied it"
Ann: "What the hell does that even mean, yo?"
Nelsford: "Like saying gracias to your brah, bracias!"
Ann: "That ish is weak, I've been published multiple times because I'm more clever than you!"
Nelsford: "ppffftttt..."

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more of a bitch than a bitch

Someone who is even more of a Bitch than a bitch. An extreme Bitch. A very feminine acting male who is prone to constant crying and whining.

Alex is so emotional, he is more of a bitch than a bitch.

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More than one "y"

When a women texts you using more than one "y" it means they like or have a crush on you.

Girl: Heyyyy
Boy: Hi
Girl: I like you.
Boy: I know... You used more than one "y".

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