Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
I heard she was a total muff monster.
A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.
An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.
I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.
Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!
Love me, love my mom muff.
Australian: See Muff Diving, Cunnilingus, Licking the pink clam etc.
G. Irwin was stuck in the outback for weeks with the wife, he really fancied a bit of strange 'muff tucka' mate!