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little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.
I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.
When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun
Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time
A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.
Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
Can you believe the tits on that mystery-muff? I am gonna hit that shit on this trip baby! Oh Yeah!
A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair
That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!
An occupation many black men avoid.
White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.