ninja abs

abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs

My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!

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sticky ninja

An act whereby an individual utilizes stealth and cunning to steal a passerby's towel while in a shower. The next step involves masturbating to completion into the stolen towel and placing it back, undetected, from whence it came. The victim will find themself unknowingly massaging their body with semen.

Dude, I totally just gave Bucket the Sticky Ninja.

I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.

Fruit Ninja

A fucking awesome and addicting game created by Halfbrick Studios. The goal of the game is to slice various kinds of fruits. As you slice the fruit, the juices of the fruit splatter all over the screen, depending on which way you slice them. There are 3 modes of Fruit Ninja: Classic, Zen, and my most favorite, Arcade mode. Classic mode is slicing fruits while avoiding the bombs. Arcade mode is similar except that so many fruits fly into the screen at once, which is an excellent oppoptunity to make great combos. There are always three special kinds of bananas: The Frenzy Banana, the freeze banana. and the double banana. When you slice the frenzy banana, you basically have a fruit orgy you can make epic combos and blitzes. The freeze banana freezes time and the fruits fly at the screen at a much slower rate. The double banana doubles your score. Zen mode is just like the frenzy but without the special bananas or bombs, so you have to rely on comobs. There are also many different kinds of blades that you can choose from. You also get interesting facts about fruit you migh not have known. This game is a must-have on your Ipod Touch or Iphone

Guy 1: Dude, you must get fruit ninja
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.

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ninja vanish

Secretly deleting your phone number from a girl's cell phone after you've had sex with her so she can never call you again.

Are you going to call Steve again?

I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Ninja Vanish!

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my ninja

A more tasteful substitute for "the N-word", used to show comraderie rather than feelings of racial inferiority.

Fight the power, you bitch-ass ninjaz!

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Ninja vanish

1.Command given to ninja clans ordering them to withdraw from an area quickly, without a trace.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.

Tatsu: NINJA VANISH! *Foot clan retreats*

Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*

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Swamp Ninja

A black person, particularly one that disappears when there is cotton to be picked, like some sort of Ninja.

African American: Hey what's up?

You: I need some cotton picked, do you know anyone who could do it?

*African American throws a smokebomb and vanishes*

You: Damn you, you Swamp Ninja!

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