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Tiktok Nap

when you're tired and you get into bed just to watch tiktok to rest your brain

samantha: "hey, i'm going to go take a tiktok nap"
evan: "okay, i'll talk to you later"

by blissfulems September 15, 2023


Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)

I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.

by Sambino Venucci September 07, 2022


Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.

Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.

by The Pikachu Master November 07, 2012


towel nap

After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.

Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.

by Renaissance1 March 10, 2014


nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.

"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."

by titanc_13 June 26, 2017


flesh nap

1. Sex.

2. The sleepy-time after sex (by either party), normally a quick snooze, but could last hours.

1. "Dude, it's been like two weeks since I've been laid, I need a flesh nap."

or "Wanna take a flesh nap?"

2. "Sorry I'm so late, Aimee came over and we had a flesh nap, and didn't bother to set an alarm. Sorry, but not sorry."

or "Wow, I feel so refreshed after that flesh nap!"

by Killingsworth13 October 10, 2013


Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.

Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"

by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020