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tiddy nap

When you take a nap on your gf’s tiddies

My girlfriend and I were chillin, and I ended up taking a tiddy nap for a couple of hours. It was nice.

by wlwmeister May 9, 2019


Business Nap

The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.

It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.

Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.

"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"

"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"

"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"

by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009


Sticky nap

The act of falling asleep after masturbation, without a clean up operation taking place.

Dave: Carl, wake up! Oh shit, what the hell is that on your t-shirt?

Carl: umm oh err, what??

Dave: Sticky nap??

Carl: Ok, you got me.

by Richochet96 May 12, 2011


rat nap

When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.

Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.

by Richard Looong November 25, 2017


white nap

When you use cocaine as a substitute for sleep.

I'm exhausted from drinking all day, I need a white nap if I'm going to go out tonight.

by Beef Factory November 26, 2017


Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.

Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"

by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020


flesh nap

1. Sex.

2. The sleepy-time after sex (by either party), normally a quick snooze, but could last hours.

1. "Dude, it's been like two weeks since I've been laid, I need a flesh nap."

or "Wanna take a flesh nap?"

2. "Sorry I'm so late, Aimee came over and we had a flesh nap, and didn't bother to set an alarm. Sorry, but not sorry."

or "Wow, I feel so refreshed after that flesh nap!"

by Killingsworth13 October 10, 2013