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A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.
Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...
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How to decline advice from a golf pro.
Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."
Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
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1. Do what you like. I'm not part of it.
2. I think it's wierd, but okay.
3. Like saying, "whatever floats your boat."
(From the book FEED, by M.T. Anderson)
Boy: I like buttsex.
Girl: Whatever swings your string.
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When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.
I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."
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someone (its hotter when it is a woman) who likes to be with both men and women. This can involve a woman sucking another woman's tits, licking her vagina, sucking her clit, putting her toungue up her vagina, making out with her, then sleeping with a man.
i swing both ways so i like to have hot sex with women and men. it is better with both at the same time.
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When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.
Last night me and my roommate attempted to swing low sweet chariot however our sacks wouldn't tap.
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Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.
Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!
I bet you won't swing!
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