de-boob

When a beauty queen is stripped of her title and must give back her crown and her pageant purchased boobs.

Miss California USA has been de-boobed and now her 1st runner up is the recipient of a pair of slighty used 38Ds.

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boobs happens

When you see boobs by chance

- when you see boobs through the neighbor's window - boobs happens man
- by accident Janet Jackson

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Stunt Boob

The breast camera shot during a movie where the director hides the real actress' face from the scene in order to bring in a body double for a sweet slow boobilicious scene. Usually a stunt boob shot will encourage slow motion shots or freeze-frame so people can get a good look to check out a celeb's possible first 'tit shot' in a movie.

Dude, in the movie The Hangover, during the scene where Heather Graham is breast feeding that baby, it sooooooo looked like a stunt boob, Heather Graham's boobs in Boogie Nights had more pink and perky nipples....hmmmm, maybe she used stunt nipples?

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boob rest

When a guy has his girlfriend laying down and using her breast as an arm rest.

Hey, can I use you as my boob rest?

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boob swiped

the act of accidentally grazing someone's boob with your hand/arm

I boob swiped this chick.

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Penis in Boobs

When your so drunk that you forget how to have regular sex, so you masturbate using boobs instead.

Me-Oh, I just watched some hot Milf Vaginal Sex.

John-Oh yeah! Well I watched Penis and Boobs sex and it was even hotter!

Me-Oh you got me. I can only last 4 seconds when I watch Penis in Boobs.

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Dick-Boob

An ancient game in existence since the Neolithic Period, in which one man will challenge another to draw 1000 boobs before the challenger can draw 1000 dicks.

Challenger: Hey, I bet I can draw 1000 dicks before you draw 1000 boobs.

Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?

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