hair pie

(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.

"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"

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boy pie

A male's homosexual lover.

1. Randy brought his boy pie to the party.
2. If a man has sex with a female, he is getting some pie. If he has sex with a male, he is getting some boy pie.

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Chocolate Pie

A sexual act which involves a man receiving an ass licking from rather large or obese women.

Todd felt immense pleasure when four fat chicks gave him a chocolate pie.

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meat pie

The best damn food there is. It's basically ground beef mixed with a dark gravy, all covered in pie pastry.

Best with some tomato sauce and a can of VB.

Four and Twenty meat pies, Sargeants meat pies, Mrs. Macs meat pies, they're all good...

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Pie stacker

Fat person, not necessarily from eating pies.

"That guy is a pie stacker."
"You ate five burgers, you pie stacker!"

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pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

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Negro Pie

When your chillin' in your minivan with your homies and your african-american friend pulls out a lemon meringue pie from his winter jacket. You all proceed to enjoy the pie, which has now been termed 'Negro Pie'

"Yo homey, I got this Negro Pie. Y'all want to partake in this?"

"Buddy, I got a fresh piece of Negro Pie with your name on it"

"Yo, who's got the Negro Pie? I'm hungrier than a muthaf*cker"

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