Nipple Salad

A salad that includes a plentiful and diverse array of nipples tossed nicely with lettuce, tomatoes, and your choice of dressing.

Man I am hungry lets go get a nice big nipple salad.

Your nipples are really nice I want to toss them in my salad.

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Nipple-Sing

Word used to make fun of the small university in Ontario called Nipissing University.

Dragana: Where are you going next year?
Artem: Nipissing

Dragana: you mean nipple-sing
Distant person: haha
Artem: ...Whatever Nipissing is the best.

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nipple nose

its a gland in the butt hole.

you better get that nipple nose checked out, it looks infected.

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nipple head

A moron

you are such a nipple head

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Nipple Tent

The crease on the front-side of a t-shirt caused by the wearer's erected nipples, in which the nipples are so hard that the fabric is pulled taut, resulting in a noticeable space between the crease and the wearer's body, much like a long tent.

Dude, I am so cold right now.

Yeah I can tell. You're pitching a nipple tent like 3 inches high!

Hey, did you watch pop idol last night?

Yeah! Did you see Simon Cowell's nipple tent?

How could I not?

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Polka Nipples

A series of many smaller nipples surrounding a large nipple within the areola. Polka nipples are typically found on large breasted women and may sometimes generate hair. They are the most appalling of all nipple genres.

Dannng, that bitches polka nipples are so lumpy.

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nipple fiend

Someone who has a fetish for nibbling nipples

prostitute #1: those nipple fiends argh i hate em

prostitute #2: yeh i had one of those last night yeh i hear yah there right pains in the arses i got no nips now look. (slut shows slut her tits)

man driving past: god i could do with a nibble tonight

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