I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

I Don't rate you

I don't like you

Go away I Don't rate you

I Don't rate you

I Don't like you

Go away I Don't rate you

I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

I don't know what to look up

What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!

Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!

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when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

I👈 don't want to hear it

And I don't want to hear it from a solipsistic incest cultists that it's my ✌️✊️✌️Role✌️✊️✌️ in life to be consumed for labor and that if I don't do you incest cult then your just get to sit there while this motherfucker tries to rob me.

Hym "No I👈 don't want to hear it, incest freak. Hey, I got a question for you..."