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When you use ice to numb your girls ass after she gave you the dolphin when trying for anal sex.
Last night my girl gave me the dolphin when I tried to put it in her butt so I grabbed some ice and gave her the blue dolphin
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An in-joke in the gaming community originating from QuakeCon. Some say there is no actual dolphin pr0n. Others swear that their brother's friend's ex-roommate said he saw it once.
I got 2 TB of dolphin pr0n from the BYOC last year.
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The Dolphin slide is when a girl is getting fucked and the guy tries to slip it into her ass and she turns around and goes, "uh uh, uh uh, uh uh"
This guy tried to do the dolphin slide on me!
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Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.
Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.
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Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.
"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
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When a woman of African american descent sits her naked bottom in water an suck water into her asshole then unexpectedly squirts it in your face
Last night kia sucked water in to her asshole an squirted in my face then laughed an said that's what I call the black dolphin
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Like a turtle's head but more urgent and making a clicking sound.
"I really can't wait I've got a dolphin's nose here!"
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