woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

Woke Supremacy

A phrase coined by American Senator Tim Scott. A play on words with the intent of associating those espousing civil equality, especially regarding race, with racists.

It infers a belief that "woke" people believe that their opinions are more important or valid than those of people with opposing views, and casts those opposing civil rights, especially Conservative politicians, as victims.

Similar to the denigration of accountability by the label "Cancel Culture".

"Paying minorities, women, the whole LGBTQ alphabet equal to straight, white CIS men is *not* a better idea. To think so is Woke Supremacy."

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woke mind virus

A term made up by Elon Musk for anyone who disagrees with him.

“The woke mind virus threatens interplanetary life, and must be stopped if I am ever going to succeed!” -Elon Musk

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woke up stupid

An excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. Generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarrassing situation.

Boss: Jim, you were late for work and now you can't seem to get things together. What is the matter with you?

Jim: Sorry boss, I've been having kind of an off day. I guess I woke up stupid this morning.

Boss: Well get it together, or tomorrow you will wake up unemployed!

<Note: This example is for demonstration purposes only. It is not recommended to use this term in any professional capacity, as it may lead to an overall perception of incompetence. Safest usage is among friends.>

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Pa-woke

1.) an insult used by low IQ pinoys to smart-shame someone who:
a. is younger than them but has a logical point/argument, and the low IQ pinoy won’t accept defeat
b. is actually making sense, but they won’t accept it.

2.) people who thinks they’re being woke and smart af, but in all honesty, they’re just being jerks. example is insulting others for enjoying a viral meme that they do not enjoy

Definition 1
woke person: The results of the 2019 Senatorial Elections doomed our country. Sad that I can’t vote yet.
low IQ: You’re just a pa-woke kid, and you know nothing so just shut up.

Definition 2:
(Exhinit A)
normal person: Haha these area 51 memes are hilarious.
pa-woke person: eww you’re such a normie, i bet you didn’t even know what area 51 was before the meme.

(Exhibit B)
normal person enjoys a meme: “You do note is da liyar is mah peyk!”
pa-woke person: Eww a low IQ normie. I can’t believe peenoise actually enjoy that meme.

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Woke

Originally a word describing a socially conscious person.

Now exclusively used as a pejorative by blustering right-wing gimps when their tiny brains can’t process that the world changes and progresses.

“The woke brigade are at it again, destroying the fabric of my reality by caring about other people”

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woke fascism

Fuck you for searching this term.

-Hey did you meet Ted, he's a woke fascist.
-Tim, i'm getting a divorce
-Wow, this says a lot about society.
woke fascism

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