Woah woah woah buddy! you got to much dip on your chip

When someone is being annoying and starts lying about shit

Guy one:You're really ugly and annoying. (But he's lying and he's just mad)
Guy two:Woah woah woah buddy! you got to much dip on your chip!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

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there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

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Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies

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A phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning

A phrase (often negative) that describes the speaker but said speaker does not want to be associated with and so they try to obfuscate it by calling their opponents alarmists.

9/10 times, the person using this statement fits the description to the letter.

Fascism is a phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning. Anyway, let's talk about the Jewish Question.

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