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nuke

what all humans do if stressed with another human
its what always happened to us

rusia: you suck
america: really
america send 100 nukes to rusia
rusia: wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
america: problem

by springroberto2020 January 24, 2022


Nuke

Some shit that blows up

That kids house got nuked

by Sonofanitch April 4, 2022


Nuke

Shove shit up someone's ass

Hey buddy, wanna get nuked? Sure thing, I like shit up my ass.

by Alex Emro October 9, 2021


Nuking the fridge

A statement relating to a speculatively unfeasible activity in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, where Jones climbs into a fridge during a nuclear explosive test. It's also a synonym for "jumping the shark".

However, contrary to popular belief, nuking the fridge is feasible.

The fridge in the scene is lead-lined, so Jones is shielded from the initial burst of radiation. However, some have pointed out that the fridge is still in the radiated zone, so 20 years are off of his life, except they aren't. Remember, he drunk from the Grail, so the remainder of its power is dissipated when it shields him from radiation.

Normal Guy: Hey, you think the nuking the fridge is a feasible scene?
Responder: Nah, it can't be. How can he survive a nuclear blast from a fridge?
Intellectual: Actually it is. The fridge is a) lead-lined and b) sturdily built. So yeah, it is feasible!
Responder: Then what about the radiation? How's he not losing 20 years off his life?
Intellectual: Quite simply. He drank from the grail, remember? The power he gained from that dissipated protecting him from it.
Normal Guy: Huh. Never knew it was.

by TheCrusader1296 January 10, 2021


Nuking the Fridge

when your late at night hungry ass needs a snack but ends up clearing out the fridge.

Stevie: yo where tf is the food cuh
Jimbo: sorry bro was nuking the fridge last night

by Shaq87 October 20, 2020


Nuking the fridge

Throwing a microwave at a fridge as hard as one can.

"Holy shit Dave was caught nuking the fridge!"

by Pee hole jenkins July 2, 2021


nuke horse

Something important or relevant for a short amount of time, after which it becomes irrelevant or unimportant.

That relationship was a nuke horse, it's good you broke up with him

by fghjdfokjsa July 12, 2021