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(aka university of new jersy at durham)universty of rich, stuck up yankee mamma's boys who are extremley stupid but have enough money to buy ther're way into an expensive school. all though they my think they have a good basketball team, all they're team is is a group of fags with no talent whatsoever. also they're baaketball team has they most unfortunate looking coach in the history of ncaa basketball. and what kind of name is Krzyzewski(aka pinch face) anyway?
krzyzewski- ok guys cheese break! (aka time out)
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a really shitty school in durham north carolina
man duke university got owned by unc yesterday
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when girls wear cut off jean shorts they are called daisy dukes
when guys wear cut off jean shorts they are called darryl dukes
if you are a male, take a pair of TIGHT jeans, cut them off an inch or two above the knee, put them on! The darryl dukes.
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Full title is King Duke Lord of Earl - formally known as the King of England.
Invaded Neath on two occaisons in 1799 and 1999, both unfortunately bad losses for the duke.
The duke is the Messiah but the High Sheriff has not yet realised this -yet!
I have already put into motion plans to invade the duchy of Glamorgan and kill the High Sheriff, and make myself ruler of all Britannia.
I will then proceed to take the Sheriffs Promised One - Kate Talbot - he may die of a broken heart - hopefully :)
The city of Port Davies will be sacked and I will relegate Aberavon RFC to the 5th division - making Neath champions forever. then i will turn over the universities to the control of the EU. mwha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!
Following on from this i will blow up the Blodwen Buildings and burn down margam castle. the guardians will be my lowest slaves - carying out my evil wills.
The most horrific of plan is yet to be divised but i think i may invade the free city of Neath and make it up into a great city with great universities with a retail centre to rival oxford street. the greatest part of this city will be Cadoxton where i build a brand new Neath Abbey for worship of English greatness.
The Melyn will be torn down and in its place i will create a huge motorway to take people from this terrible place to the great kingdom of Earl!
I will build on the supposedly golden great sands of the Aberavon beach fronts - making them my places of evil pleasure.
The Duke of Earl is great and all powerful
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Duke TIP is a three-week intensive camp typically held in the Southeast part of the United States. It involves sending teenagers from 7th grade to 10th grade to several college campuses, such as University of Georgia, Kansas University, Texas A&M, the Duke campuses, and several others.
Many classes are offered to the teens, such as Criminal Law and Mock Trial, Veterinary Courses, and countless others.
Many people regard Duke TIP as a place for "nerds" and "no life's", but Duke TIP is an amazing experience only the most badass can handle. The social life is incomparable, such as pizza parties in the dorms, having dances which are completely superior to school dances, talent shows, prank calls / texts, and even going around a college campus or city for local activities.
Teen 1: Dude, I went to Duke TIP this year!
Teen 2: So did I! I met my girlfriend, made new friends, and was a complete badass!
Teen 3: god u guys r so no lifes! u need to get real and hav real socil exprnces!!!!!1! fuking nrds!
Teen 1 and 2: *beat the sh*t out of Teen 3*
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he turned the dukes on his girlfriend, then she continued to rub the poo all over her chest.
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Dank or really good an inference to marijuana.
I Got That Duke Shoot
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