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To put something in the microwave
"Hey, can you nuke the leftovers?"
oh no we're being nuked
uh oh
well tbh idc a lot cuz i hated you
me too
what
i hate me too
ok
ok
A bomb on steriods, or if you're an unboxing youtuber "Samsung Galaxy Note 7 64GB Unlocked (Verizon Wireless) Rose Gold"
Ay m8 this food the B O M B.
"You mean the nuke?"
Nah, Nah M8, The B O M B
"Dude you just took a bite into a nm-300 nuke..."
m8, don't you mean i have 5 seconds left to live
"I think he took more than five seconds reading this"
Oh so i'm safe?
"Yeah gramp- *explosion.mp3*
...
oh"
What China is sending to the US right now.
What is that nuke light... OH SHI-
When you have 25 friendrequests on a social media website and you decline all of them
"Dude i got a nuke on facebook!"