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Wealthy town in Orange County, California that is the set of "The O.C.".
"Newport Beach is too fancy for you...haha"
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where you and a partner have sex on the beach and sand gets into there vagina or ass hole and is rubbing aginst your dick like sand paper.
Holy fuck my nigga my bitch wanted to have sex on the beach so we did she gave me crabs and the worse fucking rash i every had!
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Former Red Light capital of California, which is why it is a frequent destination of Bugs Bunny. Known for its clams.
Bake #1: Let's go get some Pismo Beach clam, dude.
Bake #2: Okay, dude.
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A small town on east coast fl. its lack of things to do or places to go can make one depressing childhood. its separated into 3 parts:
1: redneck haven. nothing but florida wilderness and shitty houses and that one really shitty mall with not ONE decent shopping store in it. the only exception is the outlet mall, BUT it's the kind of place that only attracts the kind of people who live 30 minutes across town, described next.
2: rich old guys who are die hard surfers and never made it to california, so they married a yellow haired mom and decided to have kids at the age of 50. and own boats and love to fish, and all live on the island and raise their naive kids in a pretentious environment, aka st. eds(they think they're the best in the world because they are the best in vero beach. HAH talk about big fish in a tiny pond)..
3: the ghetto area. the more northern part of town filled with Martin Luther King Jr. boulevards, the worst public schools in florida (gifford, dodgertown), canals filled with garbage, and mexican trailer parks.
Real Estate Agent: There's no hope for vero beach. it's a rural dump now, and tomorrow, after enough people move up to get away from the pembroke pines 'every fukin building looks exactly the same' epidemic, this once potentially charming shit hole will get sucked in with the rest of south florida.
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City in North/Central Florida on the Atlantic coast. Has a population of about 65,000. Nicknamed "The World's Most Famous Beach". It is mostly famous because of NASCAR's annual Daytona 500 race, and as the location of the annual Bike Week festival, and serves as a popular spring break destination.
I got tickets to the Daytona 500 this year!
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Howard Beach is a town in the borough of Queens in NYC. Known as the former residence of John Gotti (mafia boss), Howard Beach has also been the site of two hate crimes occuring in the late 1980s and 2005. Despite these sordid activities perpetrated by a minority, Howard Beach remains a pretty cool place where you are sure to get great Italian food and maybe even catch a glimpse of a somewhat lavish party at Russo's on the Bay.
Bro, I love Howard Beach yo.
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A has-been town that went from hosting millionaire tycoons vacationing in the early 1900’s to hosting MTV and broke college students in the 1980’s to now being nothing more then a sleepy, drug riddled, high crime beach town that’s home to a well known race track and two overpriced half rate colleges. Just five minutes in the city limits will have you running for the exits wanting to never return and never wanting to remember you were ever here. Locals frequently call the area “DIRTona”. A nickname fits the area perfectly.
I must've screwed up majorly to end up in Daytona Beach.
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