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Karen’s coffee order

Columbia coffee half cup
Creamer and sugar
Other half of cappuccino

Half coffee and cappuccino

Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order

by The Crabb November 23, 2020


Order of the Foil

The Order of the Foil is a community of sea sports enthusiasts at East Coast Park, Singapore.

The coat of arms for the Order was inspired by the Roman eagle or Aquila (in this case a White Bellied Sea Eagle that nearly brained a paddleboarder).

The sea eagle soars above the waves riding on the front wing of a foil etched with the Latin phrase "Amici Ad Omnia", meaning friends ready for any adventure.

The crown represents the headgear to prevent the aforesaid braining by sea eagles, but also an acknowledgement that we are all champions in our own way...

"Absolute genius this Order of the Foil! Love the whole concept, in particular the safety overlay to the design of the coat of arms! I couldn't imagine anything worse than receiving a braining mid session from a sea eagle"

by Quiet Desperation June 8, 2022


Order of the Foil

The Order of the Foil is a community of sea sports enthusiasts at East Coast Park, Singapore.

The coat of arms is inspired by the Roman eagle or Aquila (in this case the white bellied sea eagle that nearly brained a paddleboarder).

The sea eagle soars above the waves riding on the front wing of a foil etched with the Latin phrase "Amici Ad Omnia", meaning friends ready for any adventure.

The crown represents the headgear to prevent the aforesaid braining by sea eagles, but also an acknowledgement that we are all champions in our respective ways...

Absolute genius, this Order of the Foil!

Love the whole concept, in particular the safety overlay to the design.

I couldn't imagine anything worse than receiving a braining mid session by a sea eagle...

by Quiet Desperation June 8, 2022


Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 29, 2023


Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 18, 2013


Build-To-Order flat

a type of housing launched by the Singapore government that is built according to demand, which is determined by the number of applicants and their downpayment.

2011. Asia Singapore What is Build to Order HDB 1 Apr (Online). With BTO, HDB announces sites for new flats and interested flat buyers submit their applications within the application period. After the application period is closed, HDB conducts a computer ballot to determine the queue position to book a flat. Once this queue is constructed, HDB invites applicants to book a flat. This exercise is followed by an assessment to determine whether to build the project or not. If HDB decides to go for the project, tenders are invited for the construction of the flats. After the flats are built they are handed over to their buyers.

2013. The Straits Times Scrap executive condos and focus on BTO flats 2 Jan (Online). In May, HDB will offer 4,850 BTO flats in Choa Chu Kang, Hougang, Jurong West, Sembawang and Woodlands.

2014. The New Paper Fewer BTO flats in 2015 21 Oct (Online). Instead, the HDB should phase out ECs and build more Build-To-Order flats to satisfy the queue of newlyweds hoping to get their own place so that they can start a family, as well as the growing segment of single citizens.

2015. My Paper HDB to build more BTO flats in 2016 31 Dec (Online). The number of new Housing Board Build-To-Order (BTO) flats will be ramped up to 18,000 next year to provide for a rise in demand.

by twentyoneshadows April 3, 2016


No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018