prisoner in your own home

1. under house arrest

2. being limited from what you been doing in your own home because of overwhelming or unexpected interference, mainly from people that's too close for comfort.

EXAMPLE: Being a prisoner in your own home can relate to anyone sticking around more than you want them to because it kills or changes where you feel the most comfortable which is at home.

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Drink My Own Piss

The Motto of Bear Grylls.

New studies indicate that piss is the elixir of youth.

and youtube.com/watch?v=tjlbc5IPhgI to watch how it's technically done.

Go to buzzfeed.com/awesomer/survival-tips-from-bear-grylls
for more tips from the master.

Me:Why the fuck are judging this? Have you ever drank your own piss? If I say it's the elixir of youth, I mean it's the elixir of youth!!!

Bear Grylls: You tell 'em, Nick. The sun's going down, better Drink My Own Piss. Wait, I'm out of my own piss. Hey Nick

Me : Yeah?

Bear Grylls: I'm out of my own piss..... I better Drink Your Piss, mate.

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Taleb'ed his own reputation

Destroying your own reputation completely and irreversibly in a few quick steps. Usually refers to someone's great reputation that was built over a very long time and which was utterly destroyed in a very short time by their own unexpectedly ridiculous actions, like the previously-respected famous author Nicholas Nassim Taleb did to his own reputation after many consecutive aggressive rants on social media that many saw as complete mental break-downs and as attacks to his own ideas, books, friends, colleagues and followers. This is one of the quickest known "from Hero to Zero" in the modern world.

He was building his reputation for 20 years but he Taleb'ed his own reputation in 20 minutes

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OwNeD pLz Ty

It is a gamers phrase, where the 1337 player pwns the noobie and then the leet player says OwNeD pLz Ty or you get heavily slaughtered, ty for trying.

(A Live D2 Duel)
-(Whirlwind) <- 1337 player
-(Sorceress Dieing) <- n00b
-OwNeD pLz Ty <- 1337 player
-Fucking MapHacking Bitch <- n00b
-pLz TrY AgAiN NexT TimE Ty FoR YouR MeaT n00b. ;) <- 1337 player
-Fucker <- n00b

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ride one's own melt

to go one's own way, enjoying the pleasure of the here and now and ignoring what others think.

to live according to the values you appreciate and the qualities you've gained

"...I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt" (Troy Dyer, "Reality Bites", the movie)

I'm often told that i'm doing everything totally wrong, that i'm a loser. I simply say I'm riding my own melt.

ride one's own melt

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OAP- Own Arse Plugger

The dirtiest of females who like to take the mans penis and put it in there own ass.

That bird definitely looks like an OAP
She’s Rough i bet she’s an OAP

My Girl got freaky last night and turnt into an OAP
That girl is an OAP she grabbed my cock and put it in her own ass
OAP- Own Arse Plugger

i own your family

This is a very effective insult used in online gaming. Not only are you asserting dominance, but you are also telling them that they are black and a slave. This is a term coined by the great fortnite player named "adjoinFRAGS".

Guy1: "Adjoin, you're trash, kid"
adjoinFRAGS: "Shut the fuck up kid I own your family"
Guy1: *shuts up*