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Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism

a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS.

Taken from maddox.xmission.com

Better watch out, the media is breaking out with IPBJ again.

by Usernames_Suck September 7, 2004

22πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


panic at the disco fan

A person that’s of little value (12-14) that doesn't know anything about music except what's played on TV and is trying to seek out some sort of small stature in life; They are piss-weak and deserve to be fucking annihilated.

Panic at the disco fans are annoying twats that spend there mother's money on cds of pussy like n00b bands such as these.

by PuzzlePieces January 19, 2007

89πŸ‘ 793πŸ‘Ž


panic pack rat peter

Notorious for jumbled incomplete sentences. Someone who has no short-term memory. Creates chaos from simple instructions.

You have just committed a crime of Panic Pack Rat Peter proportions.

by Lee and G July 17, 2003


Moo Goo Gai Panic

Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.

I appreciate the invitation, but my Moo Goo Gai Panic precludes me from eating at the Dollar-A-Scoop restaurant.

by G Money February 27, 2004

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Cold Brew Panic Poop

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.

I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.

by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021


Before School Panic Anxiety

When a teen (usually in grades 7 -12) feels and experiences an extreme rush of anxiety, panic, and nervousness during the time before going to school (Around 6-7 AM). This is usually caused from stress of something that occurs or will occur at school.

9th Grader 1: "I didn't go to school today because I had Before School Panic Anxiety"
9th Grader 2: "Aww man I am sorry I hope you feel better"

by Sheepking88 August 30, 2020


Three Pocket Panic Attack

The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.

"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."

by BlueAx July 5, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž