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when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.
but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay
dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔
(verb) the act of NOT purposely spreading misinformation on the internet.
This definition is a paradox.
You've just found out that one of your senior teachers will appear on Eastenders, and will be mugged close to 30 seconds after their first appearance. You then realise it was the teacher of whom was dishonourably discharged from the Army due to allegations of larceny.
What a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two;
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
That's a paradox innit!
Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me.
a statement that may seem nonsensical at first but, when examined, begins to make sense
I must fully accept myself before I can change. This is an example of a paradox.
Paradox from IMJ Discord likes James Charles (James Charles is in imj too but she’s known as Gabi)
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'para' being slang for "pair of" and 'dox' meaning to have your phone number and address be leaked. so paradox refers to when someone doxes two people at once. It is seen as a flex to those in hacker online chat rooms.
Guy 1:His social security number is 5768 and hers is 67049 and his phone number is 50963 while hers is 5067.
Guy 2: bro! no way you just hit a paradox. guy 3 is gonna be so jealous!
Guy 1: hey man, it's just what I do best.
Guy 2: heard guy 3 was too busy having a three-some to hack into their accounts tonight.
Guy 1: that's embarassing.
Guy 2: yeah.
a paradox is powerful....
● he would rather have you know the truth and hate me or tolerate it than sooth you with lies
● dont judge a book by its cover: you cant judge him by merely looking at him or conversations we have, until you get close will you know who he is
● he has flaws just as he is beautiful: he tries his best to be a good person, be true to his heart and yours
● he is clingy: he loves who he care about and he shows it ways both weird and not
● he is sarcastic: he creates dry jokes and sex related jokes to keep conversations
● He is himself: he doesn't fake it, he doesnt pretend, he tries
He is many things, he is such a paradox