park barn

1. Anywhere that nobody really knows where it is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.

A: Where's the gig?
B: Park barn

A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn

A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.

A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn

park a custard

Means to throw up; hurl

You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.

cuddle-park

“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.

"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."

Kessler Park

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not

man! kessler park is ghetto!

cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

ted park

To pull through a parking spot and park facing toward the aisle.

I’m going to Ted Park so I don’t have to drive in reverse when I leave the lot.

pigeon park

Where sad emos hang out and sit on graves listening to My Chemical Romance in Birmingham city centre.

Emo: omg can't believe My Chemical Romance broke up, I'm so depressed. This is why my eyeliner is so smudged bru

Chav: dude you so emo you sit in pigeon park and slit your wrists