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Laura Jane parker. A girl who took your world by storm and you never looked back. She has the sweetest of smiles and an even sweeter heart. Creative and funny, goofy and cute, she makes the day seem all that little bit brighter when you're around her. You could never get tired of a Laura Jane Parker. If you are ever lucky enough to come across such a girl, just remember one thing, she deserves a wolrd full of happiness and nothing less. Treat her how you'd like to be treated yourself. You've stumbled upon a one in a million type of person. "Fuzzy" comes to mind when you think of Laura Jane Parker.
Hey that girl got some serious ninja skills, nah, that's just Laura Jane parker.
A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.
Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
-Fake hoodman
-Wrinkly ass
-Poohshiesty mask never comes off
Christian Parker Henry is very wrinkly
saying only "of course" and "exactly" to slutty girls who call you on restricted.
Girl(s): I want to suck your long cock.
You ("parker phone game"): exactly.
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When a women who is not attractive has you caught up in that pussy where you can't leave like a fly caught in a web, that's that peter parker pussy.
I haven't seen my friend in so long because that bitch has peter parker pussy.
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Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!
Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!
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an American who likes chicken and baseball, he will obsess with chicken. He tries to do the accent of his homeland but fails miserably, he will always be an Aussie bogan. Quotes will be: you legend, what a gun, son of a gun.
Person: "That guy is always acting American, why is that?"
Person 2: "Because he is a Parker Robinson (robo)!"