An abnormally small penis.
Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."
*zip*
"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"
Guy: "Damn."
the sexist man that mankind has made he is the best human and never rages on any game everyone worships this man
peter smith is the sexist man lmao
Peter Griffin = 2nd best Homer
Hey Peter Griffin, who is 2nd best Homer
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A queer tall person that talks about gay stuff all the time
"Don't be a Peter Wasko"
"Peter Wasko is gay"
A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse
Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.
When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.
Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.
Peter McWilliams was a best-selling author, with cool titles such as "Do It! Let's Get Off our Buts." In later years he was a medical marijuana activist. Some feel the government killed him when he was disallowed marijuana to treat his AIDS and Cancer. He died at the early age of 50.
"Keep your goals away from the trolls." - Peter McWilliams