Bannana Phone

A song by Raffi which talks about a fictional telephone that's a bannana

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bannana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, bannana phone
It's so appealing....

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cell phone

A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.

Normal kid: Hey wassup?
Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz...
Normal kid: Are you ok?
Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso.
Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better.
Popular kid: Fshzever!!!!!

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phone rape

When one person in a phone conversation persistently keeps trying to have phone sex with you without your consent.

Sam- "I want to **** your **** so bad right now."
Helga- "I'm tired and need to study."
Sam- "I just want to ***** your ***** for ***** and ******."
Helga- "Stop before you phone rape me..."

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Obama Phone

A cell phone given to people on welfare.

I only got 71 minutes on my Obama Phone this month.

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phone monkey

Anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.

"Hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a Bangladesh call centre ?". "Yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !"

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Ghetto Phone

Also called G phone. The available "free" phone that you get when signing up for cellular service-cause you can't afford the cool full featured model (or you lost it and can't pay full price for a new one). The G-phone model usually lacks style, functionality, and reception--is thick, has an antenna and an old school earpiece.

"Man, I lost my blackberry, so now I gotta use this ghetto phone until I can get an upgrade."

"Can you hear me now?"

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cell phone

A cell phone allows you to call anyone, anywhere it can pick up signal. However, driving is not a place for a cell phone.

Get off the damn phone when you drive

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