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Pineapple emoji is the Signal for tasting good
I sent her the pineapple emoji to indicate i taste good so she coming over 👍🏼🍍
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Guy in audience: can we order pineapple pizza?
Gordon Ramsay: You don't put pineapple on a fucking pizza.
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The type of princess that is so rare, that God isnt even sure how he created such a beautiful human being. They are usually funny, outgoing, beautiful, adorable, amazing to be around, very little and very delicate. 1 must never hurt a pineapple princess as there are consequences for doing so. Rumor has it that there is only 1 of these princesses in the world.
Guy #1 : Damn, do you know that new girl named Faith? Shes fine asf
Guy #2: Hell yea I know her. I'm finna tap dat.
Daddy BJ: Nerds , settle down now. Shes not just an object. That girl you're talking about is the most amazing caring fun loving girl, anyone could ever meet. Dont you dare hurt her. Shes just a little pineapple princess.
Faith: awww, omg, am I really?
Shahaley: omg, I wanna be a pineapple princess.
Daddy BJ: being a pineapple princess is not for everyone tbh. Its #notabigdeal
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a type of marijuana so good it gets you high quickly.
I smoked some pineapple express and I'm as high as a kite.
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Two thirds of the drinking container is filled with Bacardi 151, while the other third is pineapple juice.
This is essentially Caribou Lou, minus the Malibu and proper measurements. Because of the distinction it has from said drink, it can be called something else on its own.
At first, tastes like pineapple juice, and all is well. You think 'well this isn't so bad...' and then you swallow it. Suddenly, the taste of pineapple is replaced by the feeling of the sharp parts of the pineapple being forced down your throat, on fire.
Not recommended for those who hate Bacardi or pineapples.
Ben: Good god this is just awful! You taste the pineapples, then swallow, and all faith in humanity leaves you.
Keith: Oh, it can't be that bad...... dear God, he's right.
Pat: UGH, it's like... spicy pineapples!
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A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.
Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.
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To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.
Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
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