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while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting "arrr!"
johnny gave sue the mad pirate and she didnt talk to him for weeks
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One who raids and plunders one's rectum/colon/anus.
Alex is a Butt Pirate.
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Jizz in a girl's eye, then kick her in the knee, causing her to jump on one leg, like a pirate with a peg-leg.
My girlfriend looked funny as hell after the dancing pirate.
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Someone who goes around having sex with females to steal their virginity.
I've heard of rape but being a pussy-pirate, I wonder how many girl's virginities he has taken.
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Someone who seeks out all of the virgins around them and plunders their booty.
Woman 1: I really like that guy, I think I might sleep with him.
Woman 2: Be careful, I hear he is a virginity pirate.
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Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.
Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.
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A homo who raids others' assholes with no warning while saying "ARRRgh"
Hey dude, remember Chris, that fucking ass pirate?
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