Poke Bowl

A food bowl of Japanese origin. Typically filled with noodles or brown rice, fish, pickled vegetables and seasoned with the apprentice's jizz.

John: I'll have the 1kg steak please.
Marcus: I'll have a poke bowl with extra salmon.

John: Come on mate. Don't be a homo! Life's too short to be small!

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Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

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poke taco

You know what it means to "poke"....now think what a taco resembles in sex. If you need help...tacos folded have 2 flaps....as a ________ does too.

"Hey sup dude, whatch you did yestaday?"

"i went to mah girl friends house and poke taco" :)

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stick and poke

getting your back blown out aka sex ;)

"so i'm going to see carlos on friday and he's gonna give me a stick and poke"

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Grunge Poke

fingering one's partner with intent to damage the innards.

"After Valerie was grunge pokeed she bled anally for six weeks"

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poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

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Shit Poking

verb; another word for anal sex

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking

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