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Police natividad

Police natividad

by January 9, 2021

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Gacha police

It's like a gacha cooler but they aresst the gacha heat and make them nomaral

Gacha heat: hey~
Gacha police: ewww *aresst gacha heat*

by Alexa 44 July 13, 2021

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Military police

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

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Police officer

A person who serves to keep the peace, protect others and combat crime. Recently, due to the death of George Floyd by the hands of Derek Chauvin, many have started spouting the "ACAB" thing which means "All cops are bastards". This is, of course, false - the vast majority of police officers are genuinely good people who work a thankless job, put themselves in danger to fight crime and protect us. Saying every cop is bad for the actions of a rotten, vile and corrupt few is like saying all blacks are bad because a very small percentage of them commit crime and do drugs or all Asians are bad because a very small amount of them eat dogs and are shit at driving. It's important to remember that, while there are a vile, terrible few for sure, almost every police officer is a genuinely good person doing their best to keep me, you, and everyone else safe from crime. The actions of the few do not define the many, and for the sake of genuine, productive discussion and argument it's vital to not succumb to the delusional groupthink of "all cops are bad, abolish the police" that seems to be common nowadays.

Many police officers are good people who do more for this country in a month than most of us have done for it in our lives.

by 121gws January 9, 2021

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Post Police

A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)

"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."

by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


palooka police

when a palooka fucks up, the palooka police are at the scene. includes parents, teachers, nosey neighbors, real police, etc

I spilled a drink in the kitchen and my fucking palooka police parents walk in to bitch about it

by Palookafuck May 3, 2005

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Riot Police

The people who single- handedly break the antifa in half

"GET BACK! GETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACK!"-Riot Police

by (โ˜žเบˆู„อœเบˆ)โ˜ž June 6, 2017

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