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This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
noun. a person who eats and drinks excessively or voraciously at night while watching youtube videos. a person with a remarkably abnoxious loud laughter while another person is sleeping .
"My girlfriend is such a Popcorn - Weirdo . She wakes me up laughing at stupid movies every night."
Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.
1) When you have popcorn in your bed and a loose bit cuts you
2) sweet and salty together
‘Ugh sweaty popcorn’
‘And will it be sweet or salty’
‘Sweaty please’
It's when the panties ain't rollin' from the gangstamobile, and it's rain cats and dogs.
Steve: You tappin' dat?
Jeff: No hon, that popcorn ain't poppin'
Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!