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the proper way to fuck a women in the ass to do so place the hand on the lower back and well if u dont know the rest u are probly gay or a virgin
Yeah mariahs such a slut I gave her a proper porking last night on the sports deck to tame her.
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1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.
2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"
1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger
2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair
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1. A word used to take place of the word penis.
2. A knife used to cut pork.
Ha! his pork knife is only 2 inches long!
Man, that pork knife is very sharp.
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When you get a sunburned asshole
Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.
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Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.
I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!
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the practice of cookery, where you slowly add the nectar of ones large pork loin unto ones self to make one as crispy as an anorexic in the sun wearing keratin oil factor zero.
my you look crispy, is that the pork basting technique you've used or did you just rub liquid spam on your shoulders??
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A police helicopter, used by the police.
We were walking downtown when we spotted a pork chop in the sky.
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