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The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.
The Politicooleky Press is the best dang Eastern Kentucky Politics blog on the levisa!
A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
"When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni
"Aw fuck they tricked me with a Mercenary Press again
What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.
I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.
To go on a media outlet and confront them in FaceTime or through a video game instead of real life.
Why didn't you talk to me in real life instead of doing a (pussy press)
When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
In Pinks Son Fingers!
The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side
I totally gave those people at the restaurant a pressed creme brûlée’s!