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A dichead cunt who gets a chubby when media cameras click faster over his fake tears.
"One of the Australian Prime Ministers staff raped someone again."
"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."
"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."
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The time of day most of your friends will visit facebook. Usually when you post your status during the day when people are at work, no one will see it and therefore you will get no comments. But usually between 6-10 friends will check others statuses and comment.
"Melanie, how com no one commented or liked the picture of Emmitt sleeping on my work shoes?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"
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impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez
An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.
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When you fap over the moral implications of an action.
Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.
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1. The act of transforming ones fingers into a method of masterbation.
2. When one is President of Debate Club, Captain of Swimming, and has all A's.
1. I'm going to pull a little Shocktamus Prime, she'll be moaning in no time.
2. Wow your a total cock sucking nerd, You swim but still are captain of Debate. How Perverse!!!
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A parking space at a department store, specifically Wal-Mart, which is centrally located to the entrance/exit AND a shopping cart stall.
Tooty! Park there! That's some Prime Real Estate....
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The position where your friend or your girl in their thiccest
She is in her prime thicc position