Random
Source Code
Random
Grabbing onto a shoulder for leverage when violently fisting your partner/victim.
Fisting $5
Violent fisting $10
Tractor punch $20
Tractor Punch Approved.
The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.
Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.
My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!
When a otherwise respectable actor stars in a horribly embarrassing holiday comedy.
Vince Vaughn really punched the reindeer when he made 'Four Christmases'.
Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.
"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."
The act of punching someone in the head to make their face point in the four directions of a compass. Right hook (West), Left hook (East), Upper cut (North), Drop an elbow on the top of that motherfuckers dome (South).
*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*
E.R Nurse: "What happened"
Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"
E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"