Random
Source Code
Random
When someone forces you to hear their message
Dude, this car brand is advertising on social media, tv and even on the billboard. I even start dreaming of it, it tries to force me to love it. I feel so religion raped.
2👍 3👎
The b religion is the only religion on earth stupider than the a religion. They follow the satanic mullet b, who has the world's worst mullet. Followers usually have shit hair.
Guy: Why are you growing that mullet?
Dumb guy: I follow the b religion.
Guy: You're a dick.
18👍 53👎
A phrase which means to find faith, or simply go to a religious service.
"Todd really cleaned himself up after he got religion."
Person 1: "Services start in about 10 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, time to go get religion..."
5👍 14👎
Technological and/or personal isolation, or real life acts of mayhem, usually by an organization or group, in order to “break down” a target so they’re sufficiently oppressed and more apt to believe or follow their beliefs. Usually targeting women or minority groups, this can involve the following:
1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)
2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)
3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud
4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage
Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.
Jenny: I have been having all these wierd fucking events happen to me in the past year. I think I'll investigate if I'm a victim of Religion-holing.
1👍 1👎
n. Often church-oriented, it is a means to control the masses, using such promises as eternal life, love, power, and happiness. It also involves fictional characters such as Jesus Christ, Satan, Jehova, etc. as well as fictitious places like Heaven, Hell, and Limbo.
From an objective point of view, the world leader attained his power using the fear instilling objects from organised religion.
3👍 7👎
1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.
1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.
8👍 38👎
Someone who tries to spread whatever religion they're in and make atheists and other religions convert through verbal threats. These people mainly target atheists due to stereotyping.
person A: There was a religion spreader was yelling to a group of atheists today.
person B: What was he saying?
person A: "If you faggots don't join my religion, the power of the Lord will strike you down and send you to hell where only Satan waits for you."
person B: Jackass
1👍 2👎