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No Respect

The catchphrase of American stand up comic Rodney Dangerfield.

"I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes."

by Sqdlcbaby November 15, 2022


respectable rib

a dame worth taking to the islands

The respectable rib could pray, lay, and get pay.

by Coop Dupe February 13, 2020


I'll respect your choice and not make you do that

You aren't protecting women. Is that what KENDRA said happened or is that YOU? Did I make her do anything she didn't want to do or did SHE make ME do something I didn't want to do? I didn't TRY. If I would have TRIED, I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED. She would have been powerless to stop me. YOU didn't even TRY to stop me. So, you COULDN'T stop me from succeeding THERE so now you want to stop me from succeeding NOW. BUT YOU WILL FAIL because I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS. You aren't defending women's choices. You didn't protect Kendra. Is that why she was modeling T-shirts for me and going to brunch and texting me? Because she was just under SO MUCH existential threat the she needs you to come in AFTER THE FACT and stand up for her right to fuck a retard with a fat cock instead of me? Is that's what's happening? You're not stopping any rapes or murders and YOU WILL NEVER do anything to stop ANY rapes or murders. I don't have to respect anything I don't respect and this is where you unironcally insert Uno reverse something-something non-sequitur, right? What did SHE say there? Instead of white knight-ing you're white monday morning quarterbacking. I got a billion dollars to a bucket of dog shit some of them would LET ME make them DO ANYTHING you fucking clown.

Hym "Yeah, not I'm not ever going to say 'I'll respect your choice and not make you do that.' I'll say THAT when you respect someones choice to hire or fire on the basis of race you fucking bagel. She is wrong. I am right. You aren't protecting anyone from evil misogynist. You're deluding yourself with your pretend-play morality that SOMEHOW always ends up with you being the morally superior one. Not that I don't respect the lack of humility. Your empathy is nothing more than a combination selective apathy and pity. You aren't enforcing respect for women, you're instigating disrespect for them. If you have any role in making men respect women, anyone with half a brain in their skull if just going to refuse to do it. That was a somber day for you all the other day, wasn't it? What's that all about? But hey, I'm a huge fan! Do one about that second Full Force Self-Immolation guy. Russell was going to do it but he pivoted to something else I'm curious about that one."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2024


national respect people’s space day

From Jan. 1st to Dec.31st it is national respect people’s space day!!!
national respect people’s space day is everyday! don’t grab people’s butt without permission, it only makes you a douche and a pervert! so don’t be dumb, and respect people’s bodies!

Carl:” everyday you shouldn’t be a douche.”
Dave:” what do you mean?”
Carl: “I mean that it’s national respect people’s space day.”
Dave:”oh shit you right, I’mma not be an asshole and not grab her ass!”

by zevahcssej April 10, 2018


Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences

Do what someone said

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

by Honky donkey22 November 1, 2023


Respect the jux

When a robbery is accomplished by the victim being messy or reckless or has themselves in the position where the person they're trying to eat off has rights to the money in play.

"Tommy owed George the same 10k he was trying to bring him in a play so he could eat as if the situation was so sweet George wasn't guna take what was his... Tommy not even mad cuz he knows he gota respect the jux since its george money in the first place. "

by RozayMarie September 4, 2023


Redbone of respect

Another name for an erection.

After getting a blow job, I will give her the redbone of respect and that should shut her up for a while.

by JimmyHatJoe December 15, 2010