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Riley Walker

Best fucking person ever

"Riley Walker is 7,9!"

by applejooce June 15, 2022


riley reetz

Term used to describe the son of a hot mom.

That guy is a Riley Reetz! I mean, have you seen his mom?!

by GoxyFrandpa February 21, 2017


riley tobin

if you have a Riley in your life you will be instantly cured from depression just ask her and boom your heeled she is very good at strangling people and being annoying in class but keep her safe cause she is the best person ever.
she also has ADHD so you will be distracted by her but you know its all good

wow that riley tobin gets all the boys i wish i was her.

by rileyt__________ August 8, 2019


Riley Forrester

negative kick height, low martial arts skill, negative stamina, terrified of will, likes men, is white

Luca: "Hey, what do you know about Riley Forrester?"
James: "GAY GAY GAY GAY"

by Enlarged Schlong October 25, 2023


To pull a Riley

To interrupt an ongoing, text-based, conversation by sending a screenshot of little to no connection to the topic at hand, thereby disrupting the flow and leaving everyone confused.

A: Did you read the chat from yesterday evening? It was hilarious, everyone was having a blast!

B: Yeah dude, it was great. Until someone sent that pic of their Clash of Clans base, why did they have to pull a Riley like that?

by A certain Corvid January 20, 2022


The Riley Paradox

A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.

The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.

Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...

by Obtainee of the Paradox September 6, 2019


thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019