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Watching porn on a computer or other personal device while driving. May include, but is not limited to, laptops, ipods or cell phones.
I was watching some road porn. I wasn't paying attention so I was pulled over for speeding. The cop complimented my taste in pornography.
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the brown eye from atlanta to boston
When the main road is red, take the dirt road instead.
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Can be used in any context, for any occasion.
Derrived from the popular English TV comedy show: "Mock the Week"
"Lets go play some ball"
"Nuts on the road"
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Wanna be hunters who lack all skill as hunters. They drive around looking in fields for any game they can shoot. They will usually drive and stop by land that other people are currently hunting looking for something that they are not seeing, and potentially scaring off any game that the real hunters are going after. When they do see game that they can illegally take, they jump out of their vehicles, shoot the game, grab it and put it into their vehicle and drive away. They give bad names to real hungers as road hunters lack all skill as hunters
We could have gotten that deer up there, but thanks to that gutless road hunter, the lazy prick scared off the deer.
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A term often misused by the media describing an individual who is angry that someone cut him off or when a merge hopper passes or darts in front of him.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal.
Scott: "I was driving along with my newborn and son in the car and this merge hopper darts in front of me. I had to SLAM on my brakes! My kids nearly went flying out of their child seats! I freaked! If the fucking media was there, they would have plastered it all over the 6 o'oclock as a "road rage" incident!"
Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!"
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When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.
Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.
That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?
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The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.
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