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When you Roman Polanski a bitch you flee the country after sleeping with an underage chick.
Tom: Hey Dave, want to come over later and watch a movie?
Dave: I can't man, I Roman Polanski'd a chick last night and am now in Yugoslavia.
Tom: lol
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When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice
Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you
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When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it
"I need your roman candle to light it."
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Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.
I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.
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"Jees I'm thirsty. Flavius, could you get me a Roman thirst quencher?
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the act of a man sitting on his partners face and letting his cock hang down the top of his partners head.
The best way to recieve a rim job is while performing the roman soldier helmet.
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The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes, with the penis resting over the nose
No, no, no! The Peruvian Eye Goggles are when the penis goes over the head. I gave that bitch a Roman Gladiator Mask!
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