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Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
Jye russell is a highly intelligent human a wise and powerfull being kind and fair but dare not take his kindness for a weakness for once you cross him he has a tendency to ensure such never takes place again it is near impossible to gain back his trust if such is broken as once your a enemy of jye Russell you are a enemy for life all around jye is a great friend and the definition of loyal one of the last gentleman who is left in this universe a very powerful spiritual being in this world and the next even in the after life jye energy is felt and intimidating to all entities as he is equal to a demi God all up tho he is the living definition of beauty and a angel he is all round a good person( from the dark bearer of light)
nancy is someone who is thoughtful and passionate, someone who cares about others feelings and puts their needs before her own, unless them needs have something to do with bts. shes a jimin stan and has conversations with her lifesized cutout of him. nancy owns 3 dogs, dolly, goochi? and frodo, and recently she got 2 rabbits called iris and ivy. she is the best person in the universe apart from wooyoung, taehyung, joe keery, dacre montgomery, joseph quinn and tobey maguire.
nancy russell had convos with cardboard
Similar to a Jack Russell only in human form. Very often ginger in colour, small and never lets anything drop
"My new gf reminds me of a terrier"
"you must mean a nat russell"
The one and only "Legendary Luv Muscle" "Big Jim Reaper" "Kentucky King of Kickass" "the Deity of Doin It" "the Hardcore Hillbilly Heartthrob",the real reason Luv Muscle means anything in today's society,this man is the reason for the big dick myths and legends associated with Russell or Luv Muscle,the sexiest critter to ever crawl out the Appalachian mountains,lover, fighter, friend,father,an forever a Legendary HOTTIE!!!!!
Is that Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemaster quick get a pic with me a d him together .
When you beat your wife or girlfriend.
Yeah He Russelled his wife last night and got arrested.
Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.