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The act of making love to the stoma (hole) of a person who has gotten a tracheotomy. In order to be considered a Russian spitfire, you must be upside down while taking this love hole to pound town and simultaneously penetrating lung, slapping balls to chin, and getting your salad tossed.
After she took a drag off her cigarette, she said "I want you to fuck my breather pipe." I said "baby, I'm gonna give you the best Russian spitfire that you've ever had!"
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Instead of using paintballs, Russians use real ammo dipped in red paint and shoot each other for fun.
YO Nicolai lets go play russian paintball and get fucked up.
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To coat a mans dick in gasoline, and proceed to light it on fire during sex.
Jake Russian firefucked Misha last night so hard she had to go to the hospital.
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A group sex act with at least six people of whom one (unknown) person has HIV.
I had a Russian Orgy last weekend, I managed to have sex with five of the seven participants, but I didn't catch the bullet.
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When a guy cums on a girls face, and then pushes her down the stairs.
Doctor: Now Miss Snow, how did you break your wrist?
Girl: I got caught in a Russian Avalanche!
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A nickname for funny and amusing girls
man, she's so funny, she must be a russian lady
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Sadly what the media labels innocent libertarians/conservatives online to silence them. Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"
Lady: no I am not.
Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.
Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?
Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.
Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.
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