Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle

"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

Blue-screen-of-death-ing

Verb (gerund). Blue-screen-of-death occurrence.

WTF!? My computer keeps blue-screen-of-death-ing like crazy!

reverse cracked screen

When the iphone back cracks instead of the screen

Last night I dropped my iphone. Now I have the reverse cracked screen.

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screen name basis

When you meet someone online and refer to them only by their AIM screen name.

"So I had a nice conversation with swordfishx30 today."
"Ah, I see you two are on a screen name basis."

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Offensive Screen looker

Or more commonly, Screen looker.

When a person looks on your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer and deliberately kills you.

I was hiding in the perfect spot... But he's an Offensive Screen looker so found me and killed me!

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main screen turn on

Reference to bad Japanese videogame translation from Zero Wing.. the source of,"All Your Base Are Belong To Us." Its a geek joke.

"We get signal"

"Main screen turn on"

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blue screen of death

(n)
1. A blue screen with white text indicating that Windows has crashed.
2. In the Halo game series, the screen view of a player who has a plasma grenade stuck to his or her face.

1. I got the Blue Screen of Death! How do I get Linux for this computer now?
2. Blue screen of death! I saw that sticky hit your face!

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